Chun Doo Hwan was still the South Korean dictator when I arrived in 1987. I was a soldier. I was young. My only interest in politics at the time was political cartoons. I particularly loved the portraitists. …

I get it. Being a contemporary racist means to be a jackass. Not a general jerk, the global dick spews their jackassery to everyone they know. They’re a cos-playing Bill Burr, but just not funny. The difference is that the jackass targets their dickheaded ways toward people they don’t like…

Here is a list of the great demotions. I adapted this list from Carl Sagan’s book Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space. We were special until we learned the Earth is not the center of the Universe. We were special until we learned the Sun…

Yes. Yes, H stands for honkey. Straight out of the trailer park. Okay, not really. My grandpa left the trailer park, got a union job, and bought a house with a foundation. Big move, but the trailer park with its perpetual septic and diesel stench is not that far away…